A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. 

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. 

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. 

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. 

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. 

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. 

I never said most of the things I said. 

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. 

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. 

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. 

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. 

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. 

If you come to a fork in the road, take it. 

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. 

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. 

It ain't over till it's over. 
 
It ain't the heat, it's the humility. 

It gets late early out there. 

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. 

It's like deja-vu, all over again. 

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it. 

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. 

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting. 

The future ain't what it used to be.  

The only color I don't have is navy brown. 

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. 

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. 

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 

We made too many wrong mistakes. 

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. 

You can observe a lot by just watching. 

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.